(via Best Made Company — Axe Sling)
I seriously need this. And then I’ll need to move.
Where there are trees.
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“you can’t do that due to copyright”
Client: We need some kind of epic music. Put the Star Wars theme in there. People will know that.
Me: Uhh, you can’t do that due to copyright.
Client: Indiana Jones it is then.
Source: clientsfromhell
When I feel threatened by students, no matter how unarmed, peaceful and seated they may be, I know that Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray has got my back as I casually spray away at point blank range.
It really is the Cadillac of citizen repression technology.
should any of you be thinking about getting me an axe please see here for a list of recommended models. thanks.
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